Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
I wish I was a Klingon. I want a lumpy head.
I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything.
-- Lord Melbourne (1779-1848)...
I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wish _I_ was a tiger." "A common lament." -- Calvin & Hobbe
I wish I was more like I think I am.
I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I wish I were in the land of cotton - not polyester.
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Ja...
I wish life could have 1024x768x256 resolution.

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