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• I write long epigrams, you write nothing. Yours are shorter. -- Martial
• Here lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs welcome.
• Welcome to Hell - here's your accordion.
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marc... He's all yours!!! I don't want him. The Israeli culture spawned him and is welcome to him.
  -- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 22 Dec, 1996...
• We welcome advice and criticism, and always rush them through the proper channels.
  (One flush usually does it!)...
• Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!
• Welcome to hell - here's your copy of Windows.
• Welcome to the Democratic Party, here's your blindfold.