I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve. I Wear My Liver On My Pant Leg. -- Steven Wrigh
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
-- Steven Wright
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i, Sc. 1...
I can wear my shirts as pants.
I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pa
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
I can't stop my leg!!!
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
-- Steven Wrigh...