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• I have a black belt in haiku.
• I wore black before it was cool.
• Black music is in, Black culture is in, but Black *people* will never be in.
  -- Kyle Baker, Why I Hate Satu...
• Nay, then, let the devil wear black, for I 'll have a suit of sables.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
  -- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...
• I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
• I can jump black holes. -- Stephen Hawking