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• I wave my private parts at your auntie
• FROG: How you English say: I one more time, mac, I unclog my nose towards you
  ons of a window-dresser, so, you think you could out-clever us French fellows with your silly knees-bent creeping about advancing behaviour....
• When I meet an Englishman and he speaks with that funny accent, I'd never say, "You're a liar.
  But ... I believe that if you wake an Englishman in the middle of the night, he'll speak just like us....
• If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? -- Steven Wrigh
• I need more space." "Well, why not move to Texas?" "No, on my account, stupid.
  Stupid? Uh-oh.." -- BOFH (If you don't know, find out)...
• If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -- Steven Wrigh
• C++ Programmers are proud of their Private Parts.
• I was talking to an Englishman and I said, "It's absolutely remarkable.
  In this day and age, you could fly to New York in six hours....
• Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.