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• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
• Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.
  There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!...