I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
-- Rita Rudner
-- Rita Rudner
Related:
- I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's
office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudne... - Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudne... - Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped
in it a few times.
-- Rita Rudne... - They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne... - I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudne... - Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
- If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry
you.
I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne... - It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
- Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!...
