I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny.

I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed
intravenously. I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little. She
didn't like to touch me. She used to put Q-tips in my ears and use them as
handles ...

My folks used to go out to shows, movies, go out to eat. I never had a
babysitter. They used to sit me down on a piece of flypaper.
-- Lenny Rush