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I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my PERSONAL SPACE!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm melting... Melting! -- Wicked witch of the west in "The wizard of Oz
I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!
I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?
Where's ROD STERLING when you really need him? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa
I'm Mike Levey and welcome to Amazing Discoveries.
Imminent death of the Net predicted--GIFs at 11
Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!: [USENET] prov.
Since {USENET} first got off the ground in 1980--81, it has grown exponentially, approximately doubling in size every year....
Immodest words admit of no defence, For want of decency is want of sense.
-- Earl of Roscommon (1633-1684) -- Essay on Translated Verse, Line 113...

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