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• Rod Serling imitation:) You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode.
  You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device....
• Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
• What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where does it go when you flush? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!
• With YOU, I can be MYSELF.. We don't NEED Dan Rather.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead