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I'm making a career of evil.
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Immanuel Kant ... but Gengis Khan.
Immanuel Kant ... but Kubla Khan.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
I'm married to a Computer Widow!
I'm married to an English guy. He's a typical English guy.
He's very reserved. In fact, it wasn't until after we were married that I actually knew he wanted to go out with me....
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you.
Mature love says "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm...
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. -- T.S. Elio
I'm McBorg of Telix, no other program needs assimulation!
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