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• Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted!: [USENET] prov.
  Since {USENET} first got off the ground in 1980--81, it has grown exponentially, approximately doubling in size every year....
• Imminent Death Of The Net Predicted! prov. [Usenet] Since Usenet first got off the ground in 1980-81, it has grown exponentially, approximately doubling in size every year.
  On the other hand, most people feel the signal-to-noise ratio of Usenet has dropped steadily....
• GIFs at 11 [Fidonet] Fidonet alternative to film at 11, especially in echoes (Fidonet topic areas) wh GIFs are permitted.
  Other formats, especially JPEG and MPEG, may be referenced instead....
• Geeks bearing GIFs? Beware GIFs baring Geeks!
• Never trust Romulans bearing .GIFs ............
• Homer: Hey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
  Pilot: No, Sir, the closest vessel in the USS Walter Mondale....
• Guys should never view x-rated gifs when using a laptop.
• GIF at 11!
• ABEND /a'bend/, /*-bend'/ n. [ABnormal END] 1.
  Abnormal termination (of software); crash; lossage....