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I guess I began to doubt the existence of God after I had been married about three years.
-- Brian Savage...
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human em...
I guess it was all a DREAM.. or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other.
I myself have been guilty of this....
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best.
We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us....
I guess test-flying F-20 Tigersharks at Mach 3 all day has rattled my good manners.
.. -- Bloom County...
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I guess the joke's on me," she said.
I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
-- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...
I guess we all know who's the real wizard under the sheets.
-- David Duke, referring to Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowe...

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