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I had to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact with her. -- John Riggi
I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
-- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...
I had two heart attacks before I bought this exercise bicycle.
"And since then?" "I've had two more." -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie...
I had written to Aunt Maud, who was on a trip abroad.
When I heard she'd died of cramp, just too late to save the stamp. -- Harry Graham...
I hang around where the grass is greener...
I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
-- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile imitation of another. -- Greville
I HATE arbitrary limits, especially when they're small. -- Stephen Savitzky
I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....

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