I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I
ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just
kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions,
which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill
someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity,
as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just
kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions,
which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill
someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity,
as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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