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I had a regular battle with the dunghill-cock. -- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Aulularia, Act iii, Sc.
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I had a soul above buttons. -- George Colman, the Younger (1762-1836) -- Sylvester Daggerwood, or New Hay at the Old Market, Sc.
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Alle...
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
I had a thought once, but it died of lonliness.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
I had fried mozzarella cheese. Deep-fried cheese. Oh, there's a cardiovascular dream come true.
The cheese doesn't have enough fat--let's give it a cholesterol Jacuzzi! ' -- Rick Corso...
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it.
Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -- Steven Wrigh...

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