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I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
I had a dislocated funny bone, <*OUCH*> but it's better now.
I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
I had a dream which was not all a dream. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Darkne
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I had a general anesthetic. That's so weird. You go to sleep in one room, then you wake up four hours later in a totally different room.
Just like college. -- Ross Shafe...
I had a girlfriend like that once...
I had a great time. It was like the Nuremburg Trials. -- Woody Allen, Hannah and her Siste
I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
I had a hat. It was not all a hat,-- Part of the brim was gone
Yet still I wore it on. -- Felicia D....

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