I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle
Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us.
Later on we found out he was a bear.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us.
Later on we found out he was a bear.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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