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I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I guess you just have to design carefully when you get near the edge.
-- Hugh LaMaster (lamaster@ames.arc.nasa.gov)...
I guess you'll have to ask the details to the management, I am here.
The Governor and I are announcing this today....
I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
-- Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)...
I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!
I had a big New Year's Eve--they tell me. But New Year's Eve is a lot of fun.
We had a big New Year's Eve party. We didn't like our furniture anyway....
I had a boyfriend like that once...
I had a brand-new Mercury. I loaned it to my brother last week.
I said, "Treat it as if it was your own." He sold it. -- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)...
I had absolutely no knowledge of any corruption in the Queensland Police Force.
-- Ex Qld Police Commissioner, Sir Terrence Lewis, 3/7/89...

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