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I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right....
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader...
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
-- Mary Lou Bax...
I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living.
-- Jon Pertwee's Doctor, PLANET OF THE SPIDERS...
I had to go on two diets. One didn't give me enough food. -- Barry Marde
I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex, which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with my mother.
Which is preposterous. My father doesn't even want to sleep...
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
I had to move to New York for health reasons. I'm extremely paranoid and New York is the only place my fears are justified.
-- Anita Wise...
I had too much to dream last night. -- Electric Prune
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh

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