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I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.
I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket. -- Famous Last Word
I graduwated from a publik skool!
I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I grew up on a big farm. Last time I was home visiting my folks I delivered a calf.
I tell ya, I feel so much thinner now. -- Henriette Mantel...
I grew up on Mt. Everest and everything's been downhill since.
I grow daily to honor facts more and more, and theory less and less.
A fact, it seems to me, is a great thing - a sentence printed, if not by God, then at least by the Devil....
I grow old ever learning new things. -- Solon, fragme
I guess a cynic smells different.

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