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• Most people have seen on their rear view mirrors: WARNING!
  Objects may appear closer than they really are. Maybe liquor companies need to include the following...
• Happiness is Planet Earth in your rear-view mirror. -- Sam Hu
• Warning: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear.
• The best safety device on a car is a rear view mirror with a policeman in it. -- Gil Ste
• Your throat may be closer than it seems.
• CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental....
• You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.