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• It is now almost as expensive to fill the lawnmower with gas as it once was to fill the car.
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more if I were President?
  'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy. Marge...
• You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas you would be inert.
  -- Dieter, from _Sprockets_...
• When your son brings the car home with a full tank of gas, you must wonder about what he was doing when he was parked so long.
• The MGs ran out of gas.
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?
  You might, rabbit, you might! -- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)...
• Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
  [chuckles] Homer: [watching from above] Man, these are primo seats....