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• Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
  -- George Carli...
• Make it right before you make it faster.
• Life is 10% what you make of it and 90% how you take it.
• A friend is something you earn.
• Your dog is aging faster than you are.
• The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's.
• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
  -- Mitch Ratcliffe...
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....