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• Satire is focused bitterness. Leo Roste
• Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. -- Leo Roste
• Second-rate people hire third-rate people. -- Leo Rosten's law
• There is no right way to do something wrong.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• I'm going to do a routine now, the ones of you that have heard it before may enjoy hearing it again.
  The ones of you that have not heard it before may enjoy hearing it again next time....
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Leo C. Roste