If You're A Cowboy, And You're Dragging A Guy Behind Your Horse, I Bet It Would Really Make You Mad If You Looked Back And The Guy Was Reading A Magazine.

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If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would
really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey