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• If your cow has only one teat dairy farming just isn't for you!
• If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in the cow.
• Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
• Burns: Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!
  Man: Yeah, those dairy cases are death traps. -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
  -- Anon....
• Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
  -- Apu, "Lisa's Pony...