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• You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
• Don't burn your bridges behind you.
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• Like the time I ran away... And turned around and you were standing close to me.
  -- YES (Going For The One/Awaken)...
• The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around in front every time you want to kiss her.
• Well you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
  racing around to come up behind you again....
• An army is like a piece of spaghetti. You can't stand behind and push, you have to get out in front and pull.
  -- George S. Patto...