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• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
• Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57
• No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #38
• The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
• Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just regrouping for a counter-attack.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #27...
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10