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If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. -- Fuch's warning
If you aim to please nobody it is highly probable that you will achieve some sort of award for the attainment of your goal.
If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'.
If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!
If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite.
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once.
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corco...
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message. -- Answeri...
If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it? -- Ann Edwards-Duff

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