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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov
If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
If you are a normal person, you doubtless sometimes worry about things that might happen and fortunately do not.
A neurotic person worries about things that did not happen and wonders why....
If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk
If you are a terror to many people, than you must beware of at least that many and lots more.
For you will find that the underdog has friends and these tend to multiply....
If you are a worm, sleep late!
If you are a young director, or wish to be, the number one thing you've got to have is a screenplay.
You can't win your millions on the roulette table unless you've got a chip to put on the numbe...
If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you. -- Mignon McLaughli
If you are called upon to give a talk in public, there is a way to make sure it will be a success.
Have a good beginning and an excellent ending, and keep the two as close together as possible....

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