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If you ask your mother for one egg for breakfast, and she gives you two, but you eat them both, who is better at arithmetic
you or your mother?...
If you attack Stupidity you attack an entrenched interest with friends in government and every walk of public life.
-- Robertson Davie...
If you believed that, I've got an autographed copy of the Bible for sale!
If you believe everything you read, better not read. -- Japanese proverb
If you believe everything you read, it would be better for you to have been born perpetually illiterate.
If you believe I am all-powerful, then you cannot hurt me.
If, however, I am telling the truth - and I - am a mortal - you will kill me....
If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your spouse.
If you believe that discrimination exists, it will. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...

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