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If you believe that talk is cheap, try getting into an argument with a traffic patrol person.
This will straighten out your thinking and flatten your wallet....
If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. -- Wayne...
If you bow at all, bow low. -- Chinese Proverb
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. -- Joey Adam
If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.
-- Denys Parso...
If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #16...
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.
-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassi...
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five?
No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
If you call some animals pets, how can you call other animals dinner?
If you can actually count your money then you are not really a rich man. -- Paul Getty

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