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If you are rude to your ex-husband's new wife at your daughter's wedding, you will make her feel smug.
Comfortable. If you are charming and polite, you will make her feel uncomfortable. Which do you...
If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first!
If you are seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
' -- Oliver's law of assumed responsibility...
If you are stopped by a Highway Patrol Officer and have nothing in mind for the next several months, try saying to the Officer "Gee, you are really ugly!
If that doesn't get you somewhere, try th...
If you are stopping now, then stop. If you are seeking a time when you finish, there will never be a time when you finish.
-- Zen Saying...
If you are sure what you do will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
-- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 2...
If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
-- Crenna's Law of Political Accountability...
If you are the shopkeeper you can take things for free.
If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.

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