Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
If you are too cute some monsters might be tempted to embrace you.
If you are to understand others, and have them understand you, know the big words but use the small ones.
If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
-- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
If you are what you eat, then I'm dead meat. -- Timbuk3
If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
If you are wise, be wise; keep what goods the gods provide you.
-- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Rudens, Act iv, Sc. 7, 3, (1229...
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat--in other words, turn you into an adult.
Also, if you want to get one of those great red beefy, im...
If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

< previous

3225