If You Anticipate Bus Delays By Leaving Your House Thirty Minutes Early, Your Bus Will Arrive As Soon As You Reach The Bus Stop Or When You Light Up A Cigarette, Whichever Comes First.

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If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes
early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or
when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcoran

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
-- John Corcora...
Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
-- John Corcora...
You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
-- John Corcora...
You will be run over by a bus.
If you hail a taxi, your bus trundles into view just as you get in.
Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
No spitting on the Bus! Thank you, The Management.

If You Anticipate Bus Delays By Leaving Your House Thirty Minutes Early, Your Bus Will Arrive As Soon As You Reach The Bus Stop Or When You Light Up A Cigarette, Whichever Comes First.

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