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• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• BALLI, BALLI, BALLI ! Whatever you say! -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area
• AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST. It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY. I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE. I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...
• TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
  The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you....
• As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
• FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
  If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public....
• MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN. The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
  -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area...