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If you are concerned about being criticized, you're in the wrong job.
However you vote, and whatever you do, somebody will be out there telling you that you are...
If you are crosseyed and dyslexic, can you see OK?
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your own estimate of i
and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. -- Marcus Aureliu...
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
If you are ever in an S&M relationship, make damn sure you are the S. -- Someone's mother to them
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
If you are fond of hunting, there's no place that can compare-- you may not bag a lion or a tiger or a bear-- but if you want a jackass there are plenty of them there-- Go West, young man!
-- Ha...
If you are given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money.
As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal....

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