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If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to. -- Augustine's Law Number IV -- Norman R.
Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
If you can beat me, you can eat me.
| |_____________________________________| -- Seen on the back of a 911 driven by a...
If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfast, then you should joi
If you can bring about systematic confusion out of real chaos, you have all the qualifications necessary for an organizer.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. -- J. Paul Getty
If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice, then you don't need advice.
-- Van Roy's Second Law...
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
If you can do it the hard way, it's worth doing it the easy way. -- The SpamPope
If you can do joined up, real writing, you too can be a union leader.
If you can dream it, you can do it. -- Walt Disney, film produce

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