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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
-- Fifth Law of Applied Terror If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both. -- Brintnall's Second Law
If you are going to have doctors you had better have doctors well off
just as if you are going to have a landlord you had better have a rich landlord....
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
-- Tommy Bol...
If you are going to throw your weight around, you ought first to join an aerobics class, so you get something from your effort.
If you are honest with yourself, loneliness and despair are easily within reach. -- Dan Goodma
If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work hard to earn our trust.
I'm not worried about that Jean-Luc....
If you are in command and do it wisely, your subjects will obey you with good cheer.
If you are not an idealist by the time you are twenty you have no heart, but if you are still an idealist by the time you are thirty, you don't have a head.
-- Randolph Bourne...

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