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If the thread ended in her jeans, should we follow it?
If the time and resources ($) are clearly defined, then it is impossible to know what part of the R&D task will be performed.
If the top of the fridge gets dusted, you know that the guests who are coming are very important.
If the trumpet give an uncertain sound. -- New Testament -- 1 Corinthians xiv, 8
If the truth offends -- too bad.
If the US postal service went email, how would you get stamps on this stuff?
-- Crazy Wasserman, 1986 ( or 2 A. I. for after Internet )...
If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job.
Let's hear it for OSI and X!...
If the very old die, the very young don't care.
If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato.
-- Lucan (Marcus Annaeus Lucanus) AD 39-65 -- The Civil War, bk. I, 128...
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...

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