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If The Top Of The Fridge Gets Dusted, You Know That The Guests Who Are Coming Are Very Important.
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If the top of the fridge gets dusted, you know that the guests who are
coming are very important.
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Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....
What we know is not as important as who we are.
Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
SCORPIO October 23 - November 21 You are a very domineering and opinionated person.
You do not care who you step on to get to the top....
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.