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If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer Chinese food immediately
If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer chocolate immediately!
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
If the wicked flourish, and thou suffer, be not discouraged.
They are fatted for destruction: thou are dieted for health. -- Fulle...
If the work of God could be comprehended by reason, it would be no longer wonderful.
If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!
If the world is a test, we must be the bugs.
If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?
If the world like it not, so much the worse for them. -- Cowpe
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??

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