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If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
If the shoe fits, try wearing it on the other foot; That's bound to make you feel better.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If the sight of a beautiful rainbow no longer excites you, than you had better prepare to pack it in - you are already dead.
If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid capture?
I don't know, I might. If I thought it was necessary, if the stakes were high enough, but they'd have to be pretty damn high....
If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place
preferably during a demonstration. -- Murphy's Law...
If the standard says that [things] depend on the phase of the moon, the programmer should be prepared to look out the window as necessary.
-- Chris Torek...
If the telephone rings today..... water it! -- Rev. Thomas, Gnostic N.Y.C. Cabal
If the test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #1...
If the thraskin puts his fingers in his ears, it is polite to shout. -- Doctor, The Time Monste

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