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If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
-- Ma Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
If the lawmakers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt the most is the taxpayer's pocket.
-- Deadlock's Law...
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage.
As it is, the political problem remains unsolved. -- George Bernard Sh...
If the liberties of the American people are every destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the Clergy.
-- General Marquis de Lafayette, 1789...
If the life of natural things, millions of years old does not seem sacred to us, then what can be sacred?
-- Edward Abbey...
If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...
If the lord had meant us to have faith, he'd have given us lobotomies. -- Zlatko
If the lower orders do not set us an example,then I really cannot see the use of them.
As a class they seem morally very irresponsible. -- Oscar Wilde...
If the mailmen went on strike, how would we ever know?
If the main aim of playing is not to win, then why keep scores -- Worf, "Star Trek
The Next Generation", televsion show...

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