If Starfleet Command Had Wanted You To Have A Life, We Would Have Issued You One

If Starfleet Command Had Wanted You To Have A Life, We Would Have Issued You One

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If Starfleet Command had wanted you to have a life, we
would have issued you one

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This life is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
You may or may not be issued an actual life later....
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
This is a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.