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• May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
• Chastise the good child and he will mend, chastise the bad and he will grow worse.
• Does a good farmer neglect a crop he has planted? Does a good teacher overlook even the most humble student?
  Does a good father allow a single child to starve?...
• The first idea that the child must acquire, in order to be actively disciplined, is that of the difference between good and evil
  and the task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confuse good with immobility, and evil with activity....
• Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.
• Some people are paid to be good, but we're good for nothing. -- Peter Campbell
• A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out.
• Let the child's first lesson be obedience, and the second be what thou will.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)...