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• If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
• There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
• If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
• All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
  [drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
• She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $
  250,000 insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what would I get?...
• Wisdom is like an open oven: The food is gone, but the heat remains.
• Barbara Bush, our current first lady, assures us she can wipe out illiteracy in Washington, but it will take moving Dan Quayle to Virginia to get the job done.