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• Nature is a mother.
• Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun.
• My mother thanks you, my father thanks you...
• Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
  -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
• Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
  -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
• It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
• As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her obstetrician, "Will my husband be permitted to stay with me during my delivery?
  "Certainly," the doctor answered. "The father should always be present at the moment of birth....