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• I may be a self-made man, but then, when I get to thinking about it, if I had it to do over again, I think I would call in someone else.
  -- Roland Young...
• I'm a self-made man, but I think if I had to do it over again, I'd call in someone else.
  -- Roland Young...
• Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to do it all over, would you be able to get it up again.
• And remember, let's do it to them before they do it to us.
• Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?
  -- Marcel Marceau (1923-) French actor, pantomimi...
• All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.
• The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
  -- Theodore H. White...
• The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
  -- Theodore H. White...
• When all else fails, get someone to do it.