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If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes. -- Roy Baty, Bladerunne
If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
-- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) ...
If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there .
. . what then? The answer, of course, was very simple....
I fooled them all. I am the Master. -- Doctor, The Space Museum
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. -- Milton Berle, comedia
If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
If order is heaven's first law, I live just three blocks the other side of hell.
If order is heaven's first law, there's just a whole pack of us in serious deep trouble..
I forget how to move When my mouth is this dry And my eyes are bursting hearts In a bloodstained sky Oh, it was sweet and wild.
-- The Cure, "Homesick...

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